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November Show Reviews

Sunday 27th November 2005
 
hey guys its ema wow it feels ages since i did a review but it was only a week ago!im once again doing my review live as the show is going(go me!)xx

Well todays the today that its radio1's chart show live from shepards bush with the likes of charlotte church,sean paul,the pussycat dolls,mcfly,and others performing live for radio1.
Vernon Kay,Fearne and Reggie and Sarah cox,Jo wiley are there aswell as Jk and Joel and also Scott mills is presenting from 9pm bringing all the performances live.
During the show Jk and Joel were broadcasting from the cafe so if you heard anything in the background like "a portion of chips love" then thats what it is aswell as broadcasting live from the stage that the acts will be performing on.
For this week most of the features are still the same if you are going to be using listen again you wont find any difference at all although this week...
At 5pm today it was the retro and this week for a change it was charlotte churchs turn to choose it,it was truly amazing with the likes of ricky martin and tlc featuring in it.
 
Album Chart
 
1.Madonna
Confessions On A Dance Floor
2.Will Young
Keep On

3.Take That
Never Forget - The Ultimate Collection

4. Robbie Williams
Intensive Care

5. Westlife
Face To Face

6. Il Divo
Ancora

7.Kelly Clarkson
Breakaway

8.Enya
Amarantine

9. Eurythmics
Ultimate Collection

10. Gorillaz
Demon Days
Singles Chart
 
1.Madonna
Hung Up


2.Westlife
You Raise Me Up


3.Black Eyed Peas
My Hum

4.Simon Webbe
No Worries
5. Girls Aloud
Biology

6.Gorillaz
Dirty Harry

7.Liberty X
A Night To Remember

8.Arctic Monkeys
I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor

9.  Craig David
Don't Love You No More

10.Tom Novy Ft Michael Marshall
Your Body

During the night Jk and Joel were talking to all the acts and overall it was a good show!
will madonna be able to make it no1 again next week?find out here in my reviews next week.
Otherwise go to our messageboards and talk about todays show.

Have a good week!

Wednesday 23rd November 2005

My Tunes

Headphones

Wednesday 23rd November 2005
Paul Winter
From Brigg, North Lincs

'A playlist that'll rock until it pops in pop'

Supersonic - Oasis
Hung Up - Madonna

Film Theme Track
Flash - Vanguard/Queen

Hey Ya - Outkast
Advertising Space - Robbie Williams
Move Your Feet - Junior Senior
Bootylicious - Destiny's Child
One Way Ticket - The Darkness

First Single Ever Bought
Breakfast At Tiffanys - Deep Blue

The Next Episode - Dr Dre
Harder To Breathe - Maroon 5
Red Alert - Basement Jaxx
Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
All My Life - Foo Fighters

Guilty Pleasure
Sex Bomb - Tom Jones

Tracklisting

Jamiroquai – (Don’t) Give Hate A Chance: Inaya Day – Nasty Girl: Kaiser Chiefs – Modern Way: Eminem – When I’m Gone: Pink – Trouble: Athlete – Twenty Four Hours: Simon Webbe – No Worries: Will Young – Switch It On: The Strokes – Juicebox: Rihanna – Pon De Replay: Röyksopp – What Else Is There: Pussycat Dolls – Stick Wit U: Black Eyed Peas – Let’s Get It Started: Gorillaz – Dirty Harry: Embrace – Ashes: Sugababes – Ugly: Stonebridge – Put ‘Em High: Goldie Lookin’ Chain – R’n’B: Tom Novy – Your Body: Franz Ferdinand – Walk Away: Sean Paul – Burnin’

 If You Had To…

This week the choices are ‘I’m a Celebrity’ themed. If you had to spend a night in the jungle, which female creature would be your prey? Elaine Lordon or Carol Thatcher? Jk and Joel went with Carol but what about the rest of the listeners? Thatcher was the obvious winner with 72% of the vote.

 Celeb News

Louis Walshe has allegedly quit the X Factor. I say ‘allegedly’ in the hope that we haven’t lost a third of the comedic value from the show. Who will Sharon throw water on now? Louis explained his departure in one of the papers expressing his dislike for Simon Cowell and stating that he was the one responsible for driving him out. Simon then said on This Morning that there will be much trouble finding as bland a replacement as the Irishman.

 Joel has convinced Jk to join him on the couples version of ‘The Weakest Link’. After Jk reluctantly agreed, it was time for him to master the use of the word ‘Bank’ in the show. Jk, if you do say the word ‘Bank’ after the question, Anne will have to use her signature phrase “Jk, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.”

 Ticket Giveaway

The boys gave away 4 Chart Show Live tickets to a lucky caller and McFly fan called Dawn from Kent. They were greeted with a scream when she realised she got on air and an even louder one when she answered the question correctly. Have fun seeing Charlotte Church, Hard-Fi, Sean Paul and the Pussycat Dolls on sunday Dawn.

Tuesday 22nd November 2005

 

My Tunes.

 

If you don’t know what this is then basically a listener gets to pick their favorite tunes for an hour between 4am and 5am. Including the first single they brought, there best oldie track plus their favorite tunes. And remember it’s not like “Your Call”.

 

Today’s Listener Was Danny From Basingstoke

 

“A very wide range of new and old, but all very good tunes”

 

Jesus of Surburbia - Green Day
Lola's Theme - Shapeshifters
Film Theme Track -Johnny Be Good - Back to the Future
Have a Nice Day - Stereophonics
High - Lighthouse Family
JCB song - Nizlopi
Which Way is Out - Razorlight
Seven Days in Sunny June - Jamiroquai
Mr Blue Sky - ELO
Hospital food - David Gray
Out of touch - Uniting Nations
First Single Ever Bought -Sweet Little Mystery - Wet Wet Wet
Switch it On - Will Young
Respect - Aretha Franklin

 

Full info of this is at www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/mytunes

 

Joel Away

 

So Joel was away today, as he went to see some wrestling thing last night in Sheffield but left a message for JK although he sounded very drunk (for a change) and couldn’t speak properly. Joel will return for tomorrow’s show, if he isn’t drunk, so the odds are not looking good then.


Office Clear Out

 

No office clear out today, instead JK was giving The Chart Show Live tickets away, by simply answering who are in McFly, quite hard if your not fans of them (so that makes up about 90%of the country).

 

Other Random Stuff

 

Mir Cat manor, JK was talking about this again, it’s the only programme to be watching you know, but it was a rubbish programme last night.

JK and Joel got a name check from Gary Lineker on Match of The Day on Saturday and JK was very impressed, he now wants Alan Hansen to give them a name check, to boast about to his mates.

 

Bit of a quiet show today, but don’t worry everything will be back to normal tomorrow with the return of Joel.

 

Got an opinion on today’s show??? Then get to our message board !!!!

Wednesday 22nd November 2005
 
Well its that time of the week again where i review,and for once..ive done the review live while the show is going on instead of using listen again wow arent i cool eh?and im sorry if this review doesnt have much info in this week as i said im doing the review live and im having to break off for dinner etc so cant listen to the whole show,and i dont feel too good either..its too cold!anyways lets get on with the review..

Just to remind you guys that its one more week till Radio1's chart show come live from shepards bush and you are still in with the chance of winning one of their 250 tickets to go and see it live enter the competition on radio1 online,today on the retro jk and joel were giving people the chance to win some tickets(dont know who's won yet its only 4:30pm)runners up will be able to win a limeted edition maddona bag modelled by Joel..

 

Madonna's bag modelled by Joel

Joel IS Paris Hilton

 
So who do you reckon will be number 1 this week will maddonna do it again?will westlife "raise up" again? or will girls aloud rise to the top?


On todays show so far Jk and Joel have disscussed about how they are looking forward to im a celebrity get me out of here which starts tonight are you?!aswell as liberty x's new song for Children in need,and how hot the girls looked on the night...

Did you see how fat Jk looked on top of the pops reloaded yesterday?!Yes thats right on the bbc message board at the moment people are going on about Jk's weight last night...and how thin joel looked..jeeesh people really dont have much to talk about these days.
Jk and Joel also played babyshambles new song..not too sure about it myself go's on about different places in britain,the weather etc..


Top 10 albums

1.Madonna-Confessions of a dance floor
2.Take That-Never forget the ultimate collection
3.Westlife-Face to face
4.Robbie williams-Intensive care
5.Il Divo-Ancora
6.Green day-Bullet in a bible
7.Eurythmics-Ultimate collection
8.Kate bush-Aerial
9.Kelly clarkson-Breakaway
10.Babyshambles-Down in Albion

Top 10 singles

1.Madonna-Hung up
2.Westlife-You raise me up
3.Black eyed peas-My humps
4.Girls aloud-Biology
5.Will Young-Switch it on
6.Liberty X-A night to remember
7.Simon webbe-no worries
8.The Darkness-One way ticket
9.Artic Monkeys-I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
10.White stripes-The denial Twist

so...Madonna's back at number one..will she be able to make it again? find out here next week,otherwise go to the messageboard and chat about todays show aswell as other Jk and Joel shows.

Have a good week guys
Ema

Wednesday 17th November 2005

My Tunes

Today’s listener was Chris Richmond from Leighton Buzzard. He got to pick a whole hour of his fav tunes to listen to this morning. Here’s how he described his playlist…

“This is the ideal playlist when spending 12 or more hours in your truck driving, you don’t have to make conversation, just listen.”

My First Single
Take On Me - A-ha

Let There Be Love - Oasis
Don't Give Hate a Chance - Jamiroquai
Heard Em Say - Kanye West Ft Adam Levine
What We Do - Kray Twinz Ft Twista
Steal My Sunshine - Len
Rockafella Skank - Fatboy Slim

My Guilty Plesure
Back For Good - Take That

Somewhere Else - Razorlight
Needin U - David Morales
If You Tolerate This - Manic Street Preachers
Resurrection - Stone Roses
Yellow - Coldplay

Oldie But Goodie
I'm A Believer - The Monkees

Tracklisting

Goldie Lookin Chain – R’n’B: Scissor Sisters – Take Your Mama: Pharell Williams ft Gwen Stefani – Can I Have It Like That: KT Tunstall – Under The Weather: Shapeshifters – Lola’s Theme: Athlete – Twenty four Hours: Foo Fighters – Resolve: Tom Novy ft Michael Marshall – Your Body: Beyonce – Crazy In Love: Gorillaz – Dirty Harry: Eric Pryze – Call On Me: Girls Aloud – Biology: White Stripes – Denial Twist: Kelis – Trick Me: Goldfrapp – Number One: Son Of Dork – Ticket Outta Loserville: Charlotte Church – Call My Name: Black Eyed Peas – My Humps: Franz Ferdinand – Walk Away: Will Young – Switch It On: Bob Sinclair ft Gary Pine – Love Generation: Rihanna – If It’s Love That You Want

If You Had To…

This week is the battle of the ‘Fake Rakes’. Joining fellow blondes Kate Thornton and Pamela Anderson, is Jennifer Ellison who made her way into the Hall of Fame after beating ‘fake’ Jordan, proving that ‘real’ is indeed a good deal.

Celeb News

‘Im A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here’ is coming back on and this series is all about the ex’s. Ex Atomic Kitten Jenny Frost, ex Blue Anthony Costa and ex Eastenders star Sid Owen are just a few of the unlucky ex celebrities to go into the jungle. Watch it this Sunday to see how they cope with all those exotic creatures, rationing of food and big egos.

In the papers Kate Moss has stated that she wishes to become an actress. After all that drug scandal she’ll need a back up job.

Sarah Kennedy was revealed to be the stingiest radio broadcaster on air. Apparently she brings in a flask of tea to work and won’t even buy a round for her mates even though the size of her income is relatively large.

We are informed by Joel that JK is smelling a little off today as he decided to eat reheated chicken balls for breakfast and was then poorly in the lavs after. Thank god technology hasn’t brought us interactive scent with radio yet.

JK and Joel went to the highly anticipated Madonna gig which was swarming with A-listers like Will Young, Neil Tenant and Frankie de Tory whom Joel enjoyed stalking throughout the night.

Comedy Dave gets the wrong idea of Joel when he walks in late and sees him giving his cleaner a £20 and saying something along the lines of “You were great. Can you come back same time next week?”

Office Clearout

Today’s prizes included some WWE stickers, promotional t-shirts, a toy car and tickets for the Chart Show Live to come in a few weeks. Listeners Emma and Chris competed in the usual ‘Hit and Miss’ game and Chris was the winner and will get to see the Pussycat Dolls, Charlotte Church, McFly, Hard Fi and Sean Paul very soon in Chart Show Live.

Tuesday 15th November 2005

G’morning JK and Joel fans and welcome to Tuesday’s review, I should be doing my assignment for uni, but instead im doing this for you,

 

My Tunes.

 

If you don’t know what this is then basically a listener gets to pick their favorite tunes for an hour between 4am and 5am. Including the first single they brought, there best oldie track plus their favorite tunes. And remember it’s not like “Your Call”.

 

Full info of this is at www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/mytunes

 Headphones

Today’s Listener Was David From Essex  

 

“It is a bunch of great tunes around at the mo and songs you hear at student nights at uni! They are the times!”

 

Heaven - DJ Sammy
RNB - Goldie Lookin Chain
Mr Brightside - The Killers
Film Theme Track-Kiss Me - Six Pence None the Richer
First Single Ever Bought -Baggy Trousers –Madness

Love's a Game - The Magic Numbers
Sunday Morning - Maroon 5
Changes - Tupac
Dancing in the Moonlight - Toploader
Love Generation - Bob Sinclar
Album Track -Goodbye My Lover - James Blunt

Stan - Eminem
Stole - Kelly Rowland
Walk Away - Franz Ferdinand

 If You had to

 

Today is real V fake week, and today’s topic was Madonna V Pamela Anderson and the winner was Pamela Anderson so she joins the If You Had To, hall of fame.

 

Baywatch Theme Tune

 

Yes, seems every song is being re-mixed now but the Baywatch theme tune has been re-mixed by radio 1’s Dave Pearce and JK and Joel gave us a nice preview of it, although I wouldn’t call the mix nice, infact it is awful, you let yourself down their Dave Pearce, if you want to hear it then go on Listen again (was on at about 6:10am).

 

 Madonna's bag modelled by Joel

 

Office Clear Out

 

Today you had the chance to win an exercise DVD, an ankle support (incase if you get injured when doing the exercises), some Bratz dolls and some Y-Fronts. ………oh and some tickets to the Chart Show Party where you can see “amazing acts” like McFly play.

Today they were playing the hit/miss game (as usual)

 

Other Random Stuff

 

JK was very happy after holding the World Cup yesterday (after Sir Geoff Hurst came to see Moyles yesterday) and has a picture of it on his phone and then said that Joel is not a proper man as he thought the Cup looked rubbish and commented on how it is better than a wrestlers belt (as Joel loves his wrestling).

Then Joel set him a if you had to challenge, touch the world cup or Carrie (from Moyles) who JK fancies, and he chose the World cup as he see’s Carrie every day and no the World Cup and that in my opinion is a good answer.

An interesting debate arised this morning the phrase “Running Thin”, Joel used it to describe that be was running thin on pants and JK didn’t understand what he meant but apparently according to Joel and Georgina Bowman who read the news at 6.30am it’s a true expression which means you are running low JK had nether heard of it and neither have I. Why don’t you just say im running low.????

 

Got an opinion on today’s show??? Then get to our message board !!!!

Sunday 13th November 2005
 
Hi guys its that time of the week again when i review the chart show,i apologise for no review last week i had done it sent it in a email but it didnt send and i lost the whole review and when i realised what had happend it was sunday and listen again had changed to this weeks show...:(
anyways lets get on with the review because casualty starts in 10 minutes and i want to watch it

If you listened to last weeks show you would of heard that Emma from london won tickets to go to a U2 gig in New york,well this week on the retro Jk and Joel had the chance for someone to win tickets to madonna's album launch(which is called confessions of a dancefloor if you didnt know.)aswell as a special gig runners up were given a limeted edition madonna bag oo very swish.

Last week Westlife were number 1 do you reckon they will make it again this week or will madge beat them to it?!

On todays show Jk and Joel also mentioned that on the 27th november they will be bringing bands such as hard-fi,mcfly,the pussy cat dolls and many more for radio1's chart show live oo that should be a good review :)
The one and only radio1's scott mills shall also be there aswell as vernon kay and fearne and reggie.
For more information on this and how to win one of their 250 tickets go to radio1 online :)(although the question is very challenging me thinks!)

Ok lets get on with the album top 10 chart....

1.Il divo-Ancora
2.Westlife-Face to Face
3.Kate bush-Aerial
4.Robbie Williams-Intenstive care
5.Eurythmics-Ultimate collection
6.Anastacia-Pieces of a dream.
7.Prodigy-Their Law the singles 1990-2005
8.James Blunt-Back to Bedlam
9.Rod Stewart-Thanks for the memory,great american 4
10.Katie Melua-Piece by Piece


and the top 10 singles chart...

1.Madonna-Hung Up
2.Westlife-you raise me up
3.Son of Dork-Ticket outta looserville
4.Simon Webbe-No worries
5.Artic Monkeys-I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
6.Craig David-Dont Love you no more.
7.Pharrell Ft Gwen Stefani-Can i have it like that
8.Pussy cat dolls ft busta rhymes-Dont cha
9.Sugababes-Push the button
10.Robbie Williams-Tripping

so looks like madge has done it then beat westlife will she be able to do it again? find out by reading my review next week!
otherwise visit the rest of the site and join the messageboard and talk about this weeks show and the rest of radio1!

Have a good weekend
Ema

Wednesday 8th November 2005

My Tunes Playlist

First Single Ever Bought
You Don't Know Me - Armand van Helden

Killer - Adamski
Why Does My heart Feel So Bad - Moby
Road To Nowhere - Talking Heads
The Magic Numbers - De La Soul
Biology - Girls Aloud

Battle - Wookie
Turn - Travis
Song 2 - Blur
Time To Burn - Storm

Album Track
Kids with Guns - Gorillaz

Love Generation - Bob Sinclar
Tripping - Robbie Williams
Can't Stand Me Now - The Libertines
Your Woman - White Town

Tracklisting

Goldie Looking Chain – R’n‘B: Kelis – Trick Me: Babyshambles – Albion: Madonna – Hung Up: N.E.R.D. – Nothing: Goldfrapp – Number One: Oasis – Let There Be Love: Jamiroquai – (Don’t) Give Hate A Chance: Ice Cube – You Can Do It: Arctic Monkeys – I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor: ?: The Darkness – One Way Ticket: Outkast – Hey Ya: The Pussycat Dolls – Stick Wit U: Basement Jaxx – Good Luck: Pharrell Williams ft Gwen Stefani – Can I Have It Like That: The White Stripes – Denial Twist: Sean Paul – Ever Blazin’: Charlotte Church – Calll My Name: Athlete – Twenty Four Hours: Will Young – Switch It On: Freemasons – Love On My Mind: Cub – Wicked Soul

If You Had To…

Hard choice today as it was between the two gorgeous divas Mariah Carey and Rachel Stevens but Rachel was obviously the more popular as she has entered the ‘If You Had To…Hall of Fame’ with a boastful 63% of the vote.

Other Features

JK shares a sob story with the listeners about his breakup with his girlfriend. Very, very spooky how Take That’s ‘Back For Good’ just happened to be on as she was taking off in her car after moving all her stuff out. We give JK our regards and welcome any female offers on his behalf.

A survey today revealed that the ultimate chat-up line is…now wait for it…”It’s hot today, isn’t it? It’s the best weather when you’re training for a marathon.” Now maybe I don’t pick up on things as quick as others but where is the chat up in that line? Seriously though, it sounds like something a coach would say to a professional runner or something. But maybe it is a good chat up line as in there’s nothing totally gag-worthy in it but I think it needs a bit of explaining though.

JK makes an interesting observation on the appearance of general anatomy on Page 3 of whatever. Just don’t turn the paper sideways or upside down if you don’t want to be put off girls entirely…

There’s still more stuff to give away from the office clearout. Honestly, the junk they’ve accumulated. Today the prizes on offer for listeners were a 1st place Trophy, a Blue ‘Live In Wembly’ DVD and a brown leather belt. As usual the listeners played a game of Hit and Miss where they had to guess hit singles which were themed around the prizes. Congratulations to Alex who won all this treasure.

Tuesday 7th November 2005

Short Review this week as I am really tired and need some sleep.

 

My Tunes.

 

If you don’t know what this is then basically a listener gets to pick their favorite tunes for an hour between 4am and 5am. Including the first single they brought, there best oldie track plus their favorite tunes. And remember it’s not like “Your Call”.

 

Full info of this is at www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/mytunes

 

Today’s Listener Was Ian From Essex  

 

“The songs represent the journey that I have taken to get to the state of ruin that I'm in now. I have danced to some and sung along to the rest...unfortunately my dancing is in tune and singing is in time, not vice-versa!'

The Chronicles of Death - Good Charlotte
Dirty Harry - Gorillaz
Guilty Pleasure -Dancing Queen - Abba
Days Go By - Dirty Vegas
Jump Around - House of Pain
Pump Up the Jam - D.O.N.S/Technotronic
The Blowers Daughter - Damien Rice
I Predict a Riot - Kaiser Chiefs

Insomnia - Faithless
Smells Like Teen Sprit - Nirvana
Gold Digger - Kanye West
Angels - Robbie Williams
Wake Up - Arcade Fire
Babylon - David Gray
It Began In Africa - Chemical Brothers  

If You had to

 

This week it is fit week so today was a girls aloud special (G’morning) and was Sarah V Cheryl from girls aloud, a very hard choice but if I had to it would have to be with Cheryl but as always no one listens to me and the winner was Sarah. Although I wouldn’t complain.

 

 

Other Random Stuff

 

JK has started his fitness programme with his personal trainer, doing weights and kick boxing (although he missed a few times and injured his trainer).Joel said he should cut down on the beer, and JK’s response was he has he’s drinking Vodka and orange.

JK was talking about wildlife programmes again claiming they are not as good as they use to be, a clip was played of a wildlife programme with the narrator saying the cub will fight to live another day, JK claiming wildlife programmes are getting like James Bond.

Oh and one last point Joel was hangover again !!!

 

Office Clear Out

 

Today’s prizes were back to the future DVD, Barbra Windsor fitness DVD and some roller-skates as usual we they were playing the hit/miss game with songs such as Skater Boy (see what they did there).

 

Got an opinion on today’s show??? Then get to our message board !!!!

 

Wednesday 2nd November 2005
 
My Tunes
 
Headphones

Wednesday 2nd November 2005
Rhys Meredith
From Southampton

"It reminds me of an unbelievable summer, also when I was growing up I was of the generation of Brit pop so Oasis, Blur and the Charlatans are just classics. Now I'm really into dance music and I just love a good beat, so Chemical Brothers are still the best at the moment. Some of the songs also reminds me of uni and my first lads holiday to Greece."

Guilty Pleasure
Year 3000 - Busted

Gold digger - Kanye West Ft Jamie Foxx
Another Chance - Roger Sanchez
Hey Ma - Cam'Ron
In the Crossfire - Starsailor

Cha Cha Slide - DJ Casper
Rollin - (Air raid Vehicle) - Limp Bizkit
Dirty Harry - Gorillaz

Crazy in Love - Beyonce Ft Jay Z
Hey Boy Hey Girl - Chemical Brothers
Over and Over - Nelly
I bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys
7 Days - Craig David

Oldie But Goodie
Parklife - Blur

Tracklisting

Anaya Day - Nasty Girl: U2 – All Because of You: Lil Kim – Lighters Up: Travis – Sing: Simon Webbe – No Worries: The Darkness – One Way Ticket: James Blunt – High: Bloc Party – Two More Years: Mylo vs Miami Sound Machine – Dr Pressure: Sean Paul – Ever Blazing: Sugababes – Push The Button: 50 Cent – 21 Questions: Bob Sinclair ft Gary Pine – Love Generation: The Coral – In The Morning: Jack Johnson – Sitting, Wishing, Waiting: Franz Ferdinand – Do You Want To: Goldfrapp – Number 1: D.O.N.S. ft Technotronic – Pump up the Jam: McFly – I Wanna Hold You: Pharell Williams ft Gwen Stefani – Can I have It Like That: Will Young – Switch It On: Hard-Fi – Living For The Weekend

If You Had To…

Todays choice was between Home Improvement Queens Carol Smiley and Linda Barker. Again, another shock was instore for us as Linda Barker entered the ‘If You Had To….Hall of Fame’ with a flattering 63%. I still prefer Carol…

Other Features

JK and Joel state that they fully welcome constructive criticism and to show how much they welcome their listeners comments they got Dazzler, a fellow who works on the show, to ring up Steven and see what was the problem. Lorry driver Steven had recently text in calling the pair ‘knobheads’ but it turned out that all he was really upset about was that the competitions were on too late in the show and requested that they be featured from 5 to 6. That’ll teach him a life’s lesson. ‘If you want something just ask.’

Joel’s got himself an admirer. Yes, 19 year old, shoe sized 7, brown haired, hazel eyed, glasses wearing Lisa left all her contact details in hope that her dreams will come through. Sorry love, can’t see anything happening while Joel still has a girlfriend. But she was prepared for that and even stated that Jk would do.

In entertainment news, Crazy Frog’s hit single has been banned from appearing on this years ‘Record of The Year’ to be hosted by Vernon Kay. Apparently the song is too cheesy. Hello, have you seen the previous winners of the award. Cough, Westlife.

The office clearout continues and listeners Steve and Rich were on the line this morning looking for a chance to win a Reef T-shirt, a book on relationships, a Will Young Live in London DVD and a Fragma gold disk. They had to play Hit or Miss in which the songs were themed around the prizes. Steve was the lucky winner of all the goodies.

Tuesday 1st November 2005

After our 1 week break we are back, so lets get on with it;

 

Full info of this is at www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/mytunes

 

Today’s Listener Was Zarrine from London

"A random selection of songs that remind me of certain people or times in my life or songs that I just love that's the best thing about music, it doesn't matter what you listen to it's what it means to you that counts."

Bartender and the Thief - Stereophonics
Push the Button -Sugababes
First Ever Single Dreams - Gabrielle

Set You Free - N Trance
High - James Blunt
No More I Love you -Annie Lennox
Unpretty - TLC

Somewhere Only We Know - Keane
How To be Dead - Snow Patrol
You Learn - Alanis Morrisette

Guilty Pleasure -Pray - Take That

Film Theme Track -Extreme Ways - Moby
Hung Up - Madonna
Good Riddance (Time of your Life) - Green Day
 
Want your Songs to be on air? Then go to  www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/mytunes

 

Trick Or Treat

 

Last night was Halloween and no one from the show had any trick or treaters come to their houses, JK had even made set up a washing up liquid bottle full of water, ready to squirt at the little brats. But sadly it wasn’t to be used.

Brian on the text said that kids in Mansfield are not asking for sweets and cheques now, no instead they are carrying around chip and pin sets, moving forward with the modern times.

 

If You Had To

 

Today was Posh V Lisa Scott Lee.

A listener from the text said that they would choose Lisa as at least she can sing, that’s a very debatable point if she can sing or not.

Joel would choose Lisa Scott Lee, and so did 62% of you so she joins the hall of fame with the likes of Pat Butcher and Carol Vorderman. 

 

 

JK’s Sad Life

 

Yes his life is getting sadder, after watching that Mir cats programmes he is now watching Bill Odies wildlife program lat Tuesday (7.30 BBC2), he couldn’t help but laugh at every time Bill said birds and has invented a good drinking game to go with it, everytime you laugh when he says birds you have to drink something, it is recommended you do this with friends (it’s more fun) but he will be doing it tonight on his own, So he could come in completely p****d tomorrow, so it could be Joel @ early breakfast.

Other Random Stuff

 

JK has received the first 6 episodes of Lost and Desperate House wife’s from his “friend” in America and wants to go home and watch them.

Today the boys played the new single by the pussycat dolls new song, and yes it is as bad as their other song, pure rubbish.

JK played us another one of his mash ups Westlife V When a child is a born (who?) and although it was rubbish, it sounded better than a normal Westlife song. JK is hoping to release an album for Christmas with all his mashes (the whole 3 of them so far) on them.

 

Office Clear Out

 

Today was the chance to win 20 packs of WWE stickers (I wonder who’s desk they came from),   3ft cuddly hippo and a hoodie

Today they were playing the hit/miss game, which songs were a hit and which ones were a miss. And the puns are still as bad as ever.

Got an opinion on today’s show??? Then get to our message board !!!!

 

 

 

Monday 31st October 2005
 
Today is Halloween- something that JK and Joel seemed to have forgotten today. However it was quite a good show, although not there best.
 
Machester top
Scary.
 
My Tunes
 
Todays My Tuner was Haley of of Wigan. She got to choose the music for a whopping 1 HOUR! WOW! She described her personal Music Shuffle as follows:
"A mixture of songs, some feel good. Classic rock and dance anthems that I love, including some soul music and current tracks that I like."
Sounds good to me. But what did she choose?

First ever single
Design for Life - Manic Street Preachers

The Way I am - Eminem
Living For the Weekend - Hard Fi
Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson
Killing Me Softly - Fugees

We Come One - Faithless
The Only One I Know - Charlatans
I Got 5 On It - Luniz

Kaiser Chiefs - Modern Way
Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash
For an Angel - Paul Van Dyke

Enjoy The Silence - Depeche Mode
I'm Not Ok - My Chemical Romance

Oldie But Goodie
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

Album Soundtracks
With or Without You - U2

Good Choice of tracks today and is given the jkandjoel.tripod all important big up. Big Up to Hayley! If you want to choose the tracks on Radio 1 for an hour go to www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/mytunes

If you HAD to, Would you?

Todays 'If you HAD to' was quite frankly wrong. It was Jackie Stallone versus Jo Brand. Both big, Both hideous. Many people texted in saying how disgusted they were at JK and Joel. JK chose Jo Brand and Joel chose Jackie. Joel does need help. However, Jo Brand won which was a GOOD thing. At least she has a nice personality whilst Jackie Stallone is just a nasty piece of work.

..and she reckons she hasn't had plastic surgery.

The Non Sponsered hour

Today was quite an odd hour. JK and Joel were gaving away some Spanish Clacker things mounted on a wonderful red board. How Lovely. They were also giving away a 'Test'icles' apron which is greeeat! You should buy there new single 'Circle. Triangle Square.'! Anyway, it was the usual Hit or Miss game and Linda won. She is going to give the clackers to her brother. Merry Christmas Brother!
 
 
..and another thing!
 
JK and Joel chatted to Moyles who was broadacsting live from Leeds. Waayyy! I was there for the first half hour and it was great. I should probaly say at this point that Joss looked lovely. His chat with JK and Joel included football, double decker buses and Bacon Baps.
Chris goes home to Leeds


Sunday 30th October 2005

hey guys well its that time of the week again where i review for the chart show,i know this is very late getting online but ive had loads of school work to catch up from when i was in hospital sorry xx

Today on the retro Jk and Joel were giving the chance for some very lucky person to win the chance to go to tokyo and meet pharrel williams,during todays show they also talked to Westlife and the Backstreet Boys(i thought they didnt excist anymore!?)
Because there wasnt a review last week cos we were on our holidays (and i was in charge heh)ill remind you of last weeks number one it was i bet that you look good on the dancefloor-the artic mokeys i personally love this tune..during the show they played loads of different tracks including wake up-Hillary duff (i had to mention this song because it reminds me of french lessons everyone sings a differnt line heh)

Singles Chart

1.Westlife-You raise me up
2.Artic Monkeys-I bet that you look good on the dancefloor
3.Sugababes-Push the Button
4.Kate Bush-King of the mountain
5.Robbie Williams-Tripping
6.Pussy Cat dolls feat Busta Rhymes-Dont Cha
7.Hilary Duff-Wake Up
8.Backstreet Boys-Just want you to know
9.Mcfly-I wanna hold you
10.Kayne West feat Jamie Foxx

overall it was a good show although im a bit annoyed that westlife beat the artic monkeys grr.....anyways ill be back in two or three days with this sundays review have a good weekend!

Album Chart

1.Robbie Williams-Intensive Care
2.Prodigy-Their Law The singles 1990-2005
3.Sugababes-Taller in more ways
4.Katie Melua-Piece by Piece
5.James Blunt-Back to Bedlam
6.Destiny's Child-No1's
7.Kelly Clarkson-Breakaway
8.Mariah Carey-Greatest Hits
9.SuperTramp-Retrospectacle
10.Simply Red-Simplified